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TYIOAZ – 38

第38章 灵囿直播记(下)

Chapter 38: Lingyou Live Broadcast Record (2)

一块塑料公告牌上写着:本地野生麻雀有抢食行为, 请游客注意。下面还画了几幅小漫画, 表示不建议游客做的动作, 会引起怎样后果。

A bulletin board wrote: the local wild sparrows have predatory behavior of snatching food, tourists please take note. There were also a few comic strips illustrated below to show what kind of consequences could happen, indicating the tourists not to do such acts.

白诃站在公告牌前,开了直播,人数瞬间飙升。

Bai He stood in front of the bulletin board and started his live broadcast. The number of viewers shot up instantly.

“大家好,我是白鹤……”白诃先把脸对着镜头打了个招呼,“人来得好快, 都看到我的公告了?”

“Hello everyone, I am Bai He…” Bai He faced the camera lens and waved, “Everyone came so fast, did all of you saw my post?”

弹幕全都在大笑:

The bullet screen only showed laughing comments.

“那必须的……黑屏后就一直在刷公告。”

“That is of course…after the screen turned black, I have been swiping for a post.”

“刷公告加一,各种刷直播间和微博, 你的手机还好吗哈哈哈哈哈。”

“Swiping for a post is just one out of swiping for a live broadcast and Weibo. Is your phone okay hahahahaha.”

“昨天那波太惨了, 没想到手机直接阵亡了!”

“Yesterday was really too tragic, I’ve never expected your phone to die instantly!”

“笑死我了,第一次看到这样结束直播的, 简直猝不及防。”

“I am dying of laughter, this is the first time I’m witnessing such a method to end a live broadcast. I am simply taken by surprise.”

“这里的麻雀可以说非常牛逼了!”

“It is not too much to say that the sparrows here are fucking great!”

“昨天的直播有录屏吗?求录屏。”

“Is yesterday’s live broadcast recorded? Begging for the video.”

“看到公告才发现错过了那么精彩的现场车祸, 特来围观!”

“Saw the post only to realise that I’ve missed such an entertaining traffic accident, I have specially come here to see more!”

……

白诃昨天直播时,把手机给摔坏了,修还得好几天,花的钱还多。只好发了个公告解释,然后说明立刻去买新手机, 还改签了车票,今天再战动物园。

When Bai He was live broadcasting yesterday, he had accidentally dropped his phone and damaged it. Repairing it would take a few days and also costly too, so he could only publish a post and explained how he went to buy a new phone immediately, rebook his ticket, and challenge the zoo again today.

白诃这一摔也算摔红了,很多人知道这件事, 还知道他今天要再战,特意蹲守他说的时间点,跑来围观, 导致今天一开播,人数就蹭蹭蹭涨到了十万人。

That stumble of his was could be considered a stumble into stardom. When many people knew about this incident and how he was going to challenge the zoo again, they had especially taken note of the designated time he had stated and came to watch him, leading to the number of viewers rising to a hundred thousand at the start of his broadcast.

此刻,白诃就把镜头对准了背后的公告牌,说道:“昨天惨案发生后,我才发现其实这里有提醒的,来,大家和我一起朗读三遍。”

At this moment, Bai He adjusted the camera lens to face the bulletin board and said, “After yesterday’s tragic incident, I realised that there was a warning here. Come, everyone says this with me three times.”

白诃棒读了三遍,擦了擦眼泪,“昨天算我自己作死,今天肯定不会了,今天我不喂麻雀了。”

After Bai He had repeated it three times, he wiped his tears. “Considered that I was seeking death yesterday, but I wouldn’t today. Today I will not feed the sparrows.”

网友们不满意了:

The netizens were unhappy:

“hhhhhhhh主播迎难而上啊!”

“Hhhhhhhh, the anchor is running away from difficulties!”

“为什么不喂了?就是来看你玩儿鸟的。”

“Why aren’t you feeding? I came here to see you play with birds.”

“鲁迅先生说,在哪里跌倒,就要在哪里再次跌倒,兄弟,上啊!”

“As Mr. Lu Xun said, wherever you have fallen is wherever you should fall again, Brother, go!”

“这次我坚决不会喂了,我拿着z-i’pa-i杆,很容易失误。”白诃嘀咕道,“要是再摔坏一次,我还要不要做人了?”

“I’ll not feed them this time round no matter what, I’m holding a selfie stick, it’s easy for accidents to happen.” Bai He mumbled, “If I fall again, do I still need to be a man anymore?”

这话一说,直播间很多网友都给白诃刷起了礼物。

Once this sentence was out, many people in the broadcast start giving gifts to Bai He.

“众筹,资助白鹤再摔一次手机。”

“Everyone, let’s fund Bai He to drop his phone again.”

“还有医药费呢?”白诃把自己被啄红的地方给大家看,“你们知道被麻雀围殴是一种什么感受吗?昨天我问过了本地人,他们说这些麻雀好像就是被游客喂得越来越野,还有比我更惨的。昨天我都跑到游客服务中心去上药了。”

“What about medical expenses?” Bai He showed the redness on his skin caused by the peckings. “Do all of you know the feeling of being surrounded by sparrows? Yesterday, I went to ask the locals, they said that those sparrows seem to be getting wilder every time the tourists fed them. Some were even in a worse state than myself and I have to go to the tourist service center to apply for medicine.”

好好收了一波心疼后,白诃才去买了面包,这次按照正确操作方法,先在店里把面包掰成屑,装在袋子里,然后出去,将手机架好,调整好角度,才开始投喂。

After receiving a wave of concerns comments, Bai He went to buy bread. This time he followed the proper method by breaking off the bread into pieces first in the shop, put them into a bag before he headed out. He then adjusted the selfie stick, adjusted the angle before he started feeding.

“我这简直用生命在喂麻雀……”白诃一边说,一边小心翼翼地往外撒面包屑,麻雀一飞过来,他就神经兮兮地往后躲。

“I am practically using my life to feed sparrows…” Bai He said as he carefully threw the breadcrumbs outwards. As soon as the sparrows flew over, he would nervously move backward to hide.

弹幕纷纷表示,第一次看人喂鸟跟走地雷阵似的。

Many comments expressed that this was the first they saw a person feeding birds like he was walking on a minefield.

吃一堑长一智,这一次白诃喂完了一袋面包屑,也没有被攻击,心满意足地拿起手机,“可以了吧?这一波稳吧?完美闪避!”

One only learned from one’s mistakes, this time, Bai He had finished feeding a bag of breadcrumbs without being attacked, so he lifted his phone in extreme satisfaction. “Will this do? This time, isn’t it stable? Perfectly evaded!”

网友们吐槽,看这表情骄傲的,不知道还以为喂麻雀有个什么世界锦标赛。

The netizens all lamented at him, look at this proud expression, those who didn’t know might have thought that feeding sparrows were a world championship contest.

“这里有地图,下一个我们去哪个展馆?”白诃拍地图给大家看,网友都用弹幕表达意见,呼声最高的就是禽鸟馆。

“There’s a map here. Which Exhibition Area should we go next?” Bai He showed the map to everyone and they used the bullet screen to express their suggestions. The Birds Exhibition Area had the most demand.

这地方的麻雀和鹦鹉都留给他们很深的印象,当然想看看其他的禽鸟。

This place’s sparrows and the parrot had left a deep impression on them, naturally, they wanted to see other birds.

进了禽鸟馆后,可以看到玻璃墙后仿佛是另一个世界,被各种绿植装饰得仿佛一个微缩的丛林,数十只鸟类在其中穿梭。

After entering the Birds Exhibition Area, one could see another world behind the glass wall. It had been decorated with various kinds of green plants making it akin to a miniature jungle with dozens of birds flying around.

其中最引人注目的,还是枝头上蹲着的两只体型大得惊人的雄孔雀,它们长长的尾羽拖曳下来,即使还未展开,也隐隐让人感受到了华丽的美感。

What was the most eye-catching were the two peacocks crouching on the branch. Their size was astonishing huge with their long tail feathers resting behind them and to be spread, but it could still give off an indistinct feeling of resplendence.

“这里布置得真的很不错啊。”白诃阅读了一下这里的规则,发现再付二十块钱,就可以进展馆内转一圈,停留十五分钟,每次就放一批人进去。

“The decorations here are pretty good.” Bai He read the rules and found out that if he paid another twenty dollars, he would be able to go into the Exhibition Area for fifteen minutes with a batch of people at one time.

据本地人说,以前是免费的,后来因为想进去的人太多,就开始收费了。

According to the locals, it used to be free of charge last time, but because too many people wanted to go in, the zoo started charging fees.

白诃今天是上午来的,人没昨天多,前面还有一批人在等而已,白诃既然来了,当然是选择买票。

Bai He came in the early afternoon and it was less crowded than yesterday, but there was still a group of people waiting in front. Since Bai He was already here, he would naturally choose to buy the ticket.

白诃等了二十分钟,就轮到他了,他把发的y-i次忄雨衣披上,带着手机进去,进去前还和工作人员确认了,这里面的鸟和麻雀不一样,没有攻击性。

Bai He waited for twenty minutes before it was his turn. He put on the disposable raincoat, took his phone and went in. Before he went in, he even verified with the staff that the birds inside were different from the sparrows and not aggressive.

工作人员表示,鸟肯定是没有攻击性的,但是你也不能趁人看不到作死,比如拔孔雀羽毛什么的。被逮到了,罚款没商量。

The staff member expressed that the birds were definitely not aggressive, but you shouldn’t look for trouble when no one was looking, for example, plucking the peacock’s feathers and so on. If caught, there would be no room for discussion for the penalty.

白诃哪敢啊,他都怕了。

Would Bai He dare to? He was already scared.

踏入这个极大的笼舍之内,白诃小心翼翼靠近那些鸟儿,他发现,这些鸟不知是否从小亲近人类,对于他的到来,没有丝毫畏惧,甚至有只珍珠鸟主动跳到了他肩膀上来。

Stepping into this enormous enclosure, Bai He cautiously approached those birds. He realised that these birds didn’t have any seam of fear towards humans, perhaps they had been interacting with humans since young. A Zebra Finch even tentatively hopped on his shoulder.

白诃屏住呼吸,把镜头对准了自己和肩膀上的鸟,不自觉地放低了声音:“我擦,看到没有,它自己飞上来的!”

Bai He held his breathing and aimed the camera at himself and the bird on his shoulder. He lowered his voice unawarely, “The fuck, did you see it? It flew onto my shoulder on its own!”

珍珠鸟踩在白诃肩上,左顾右盼一会儿,还贴近了他的脑袋,撅起圆圆的屁股,还用嘴巴梳了梳他的头发。

The Zebra Finch stepped on Bai He’s shoulder, it glanced to the left and right for a while before it snuggled towards his head, sticking out its round butt and used its beak to comb his hair.

白诃:“……这鸟太可爱了,我心都要化了,它特别软!”

Bai He: “…This bird is too adorable, my heart is going to melt. It’s extremely soft!”

弹幕已经刷得飞起来了:

The bullet screen was getting more comments rapidly:

“这也太可爱了吧?好主动啊!”

“This is too cute? So initiative!”

“真的很软,好想摸一摸它啊!”

“It’s really soft, I really want to touch it!”

“我居然被一人一鸟的互动给甜到了……”

“I am actually getting sweetness because of a human and a bird’s interaction…”

“果然外面的麻雀是鬼畜攻,这个软萌受是什么鸟?”

“These sparrows outside are really demons, what species is this cute bird?”

“是珍珠鸟吧……可以说非常可爱了”

“Should be a Zebra Finch… It is very cute.”

白诃小心翼翼地把珍珠鸟引到掌心来,一只手托着它,高举起来,逆着光拍过去,“卧槽,像不像在散发圣光?”

Bai He carefully guided the Zebra Finch to his palm, with the hand holding it, he lifted it in the air and captured this sight against the sunlight. “Fuck, doesn’t it look like it’s emitting holy light?”

弹幕:

Bullet screen:

“像像像!”

“Yes, yes, yes!”

“药丸,站一秒鹤珍CP!”

“I’m done for, I stand HeZhen CP for a second!”

“主播有病啊233333”

“The anchor is sick 233333.”

“感觉随时要飞升了。”

“Feel like he would ascend anytime.”

白诃这么向上拍的时候,后面两只孔雀也入镜了,连他自己都没想到,会刚好拍到这一幕——

When Bai He filmed upward, the two peacocks behind also entered the lens, so even he himself didn’t expect to capture this sight——

两只雄孔雀一振翅,从枝头飞了下来,拖着长长的尾羽,飞到笼舍另一角的水槽前。

The two peacocks flapped their wings and flew down from the branch. With their long tails trailing behind them, they flew to the front of the trough at the corner of the enclosure.

“卧槽!”只听白诃念了一声,镜头赶紧跟上孔雀们飞翔的轨迹。

“What the fuck!” Only to hear Bai He cursed, and the camera lens quickly followed the peacocks’ track as they hovered in the air1.

它们的两翼张开后极为宽大,铺天盖地占据人的几乎所有视线,拍打时,彩羽丰美动人。尾羽在空中也会微微张开一点,泄露出其中些许光彩。最后落地之后,两翼一收,藏住光彩,尾羽轻轻流泻于地铺开,反射着阳光的光泽,昂着头颅,惊艳十分。

Both of their wings were extremely wide after opening and had taken almost everyone’s sight. When they flapped their wings, their colorful feathers were lush and charming. Their tail feathers would also slightly open in the air and it some of the lusters within were revealed. Finally, they landed and closed their wings, hiding their lustre. Their tail feathers then slowly flood out and spread apart, reflecting the sunshine as they held the head high. It was extremely breathtaking.

弹幕一瞬间爆炸了。

The bullet screen instantly exploded.

“那是什么我擦?妈妈我是不是看到了凤凰?”

“What the fuck was that? Mother, did I saw phoenixes?”

“太美了啊啊啊啊啊!”

“This is too beautiful ah ah ah ah ah!”

“好像凤凰啊!!”

“They look like phoenix ah!!”

“真的像凤凰一样,孔雀飞起来太美了!”

“They really look like phoenixes, it is really beautiful when a peacock flies!”

真实面对这一幕的白诃更觉震撼,虽然只是十秒钟左右,他整个人都呆掉了,可以听到其他游客也发出了惊叹声。白诃再顾不上珍珠鸟,镜头对准孔雀们。

In the face of such a sight, Bai He was even more shocked. Although it was only around ten seconds, the whole of him went blank and he could also hear the malevolence coming from other tourists. Bai He couldn’t be bothered about the Zebra Finch and faced his camera lens at the peacocks.

两只孔雀一到水槽前,原本正在饮水的鸟一下全都退开了,没有人觉得不对。

The moment those two peacocks went to the trough, those birds that were originally drinking water moved away from all at once, and no one felt that anything was wrong.

“霸气!真·百鸟之王的气场!”

“Domineering! The True· Kings of Hundred Birds’ aura!”

“都给老娘闪开23333”

“Give the hell out for this Lao Niang2 233333.”

“这是雄孔雀吧,不过叫老娘竟然没什么违和感哈哈哈哈哈哈”

“They are peacocks, but calling them Lao Niang doesn’t seem out of sorts ha ha ha ha ha.”

白诃对着两只雄孔雀拍足了剩下的时间,很可惜没拍到他们开屏,听旁边的人说这俩开屏也特别美,地位是禽鸟馆里的top2,不分上下。

Bai He filmed the two peacocks using the remaining of his allocated time, however, it was a pity that he didn’t get to see them spread their tails. He heard from the people next to him that these two peacocks were especially beautiful when they opened their tails, and their positions in the Birds Exhibition Area were in the top 2 with no distinction to their position.

弹幕顿时又污了一把。

The bullet screen was once again full of smearing.

“这俩孔雀PY交易吧。”

“These two peacocks did a py transaction.”

“还不分上下……………”

“Still no distinction to their position…”

“兄弟,听起来真的gay gay的。”

“Brother, it sounds gay.”

“单身三年,雄鸟胜貂蝉。”

“Single for three years, peacock wins over Dian Chan3.”

白诃不清楚它们开屏的规律,所以时间到,就遗憾地出去了,心满意足地道:“接下来去哪个展馆?刚才那个画面……二十块真是太值了。”

Bai He wasn’t clear about the pattern of which when they would open their tails, so when it was time, he could only leave with regrets, but he was also perfectly contented to say, “Which Exhibition Area should we go next? That scene just now… twenty dollars was simply too worth it.”

弹幕都让白诃按照顺序逛得了,他们很多人还沉浸在刚才孔雀飞翔的震撼中。

The comments from the bullet screen wanted Bai He to walk according to the order, and many of them were still immersed in shock from the sight of the peacocks flying.

白诃就去了爬行动物展馆,一看,这里有三条大蟒。

So Bai He went to the Reptile Zone, and with a glance, there were three large pythons.

一条全白的,一条金黄的,还有一条青色的。白色和青色的都盘在树上,金黄那条则在角落里趴着。

One was entirely white, another was golden and there was also a green one. The white and green pythons were both coiled on the tree while the golden one was laying on one corner.

一看到这个组合,有些看过新闻的网友就想起来了:

The moment they see this combination, some of the netizens that saw the news began to recall:

“这不是前段时间那个青白蛇和法海吗?原来是这个动物园啊?”

“Isn’t this the green and white snake with Fahai from recently? So it’s from this zoo?”

“我也记得那个对比,笑死我了,这动物园是会玩的。”

“I also remembered this contrast. I’m drowning in laughter, this zoo knows how to play.”

“原来是这里,66666”

“So it’s here, 66666.”

“卧槽,我居然才发现这里是白狐大仙家!那个青白蛇就是白狐大仙待的动物园发的!”

“What the fuck, I just realised this is the home of Great Immortal White Fox! That green and the white snake is from the zoo where Great Immortal White Fox is staying!”

“白狐大仙家?真的吗?求去看看白狐大仙!”

“Great Immortal White Fox’s home? Really? Begging to see Great Immortal White Fox!”

“那个白狐真的……太玄学了!我以前是迷信科学的,直到我转了它……”

“That White Fox is really… too metaphysics! I used to believe in science until I forwarded it…”

白诃还真不知道什么白狐大仙,看了弹幕上的科普才道:“还有这种东西?那我带你们去拜拜白狐大仙好了。”

Bai He really didn’t know what Great Immortal White Fox was until he saw what was on the screen and said, “There’s still such a thing? Then I will bring all of you to worship the Great Immortal White Fox.”

他一边走一边道:“我就是随便买了个联票,这动物园怎么这么六,这票真买得值了。”

He talked as he walked, “I only casually bought a coupon ticket but this zoo is so 6. This coupon ticket is worth it.

观看直播的人数越来越多,早就远远超过了昨天直播临水观时的人数,白诃还是冲着临水观来的呢,这可真是无心插柳柳成荫了。

The number of viewers was getting more and more and had long surpassed the number of viewers for yesterday’s live broadcast at Liushui Temple even though Bai He came for Linshui Temple. This was really an unintentional positive outcome.

白诃按照地图走到犬科动物展馆去,忽然一乐,“你们看那是什么?”

Bai He followed the map and walked to the Cannies Zone and suddenly grew elated.

只见展馆门口站着两个年轻人,正在聊天,一个应该是饲养员,手里还提着桶子。另一个就搞笑了,肩上落着一只红色的不明品种的大鸟,从体型、爪子和眼神看,好像有点凶猛。脚下还有一只奶狗,正在玩他的鞋子,不时撅起屁股上嘴啃鞋尖。

Two young people were chatting at the entrance. One of them should be an animal keeper, there was even a bucket in his hands, the other one was hilarious, there was a big red bird of an unknown species on his shoulder. Looking at its size, claws, and expression, it seemed to be a little ferocious. At his foot, a puppy was playing with his shoes and sticking its butt out from time to time as it chewed at the tip.

白诃:“我可能看到了一个纨绔子弟,架鹰牵狗啊。”

Bai He: “I might have seen a profligate son of the rich carrying an eagle and walking a dog ah.”

弹幕:

Bullet Screen:

“神TM架鹰牵狗……”

“What goddamn carrying an eagle and walking a dog…”

“你可得了吧233333那是鹰吗?还有那狗特么还没断奶吧!”

“That’s enough 233333. This is an eagle? And that dog hasn’t stop weaning all right!”

“这个小哥哥侧面好帅,还会养鸟养狗,有点喜欢!”

“That little Gege’s side profile is so handsome, he even knows how to keep birds and dogs. A little fond of him!”

“很帅加一,求正面。”

“Very handsome + 1, begging for his front face.”

白诃为了满足女网友,还特意换了个角度,拍那个人。

In order to satisfy the female netizens, he especially changed his angle to film that person.”

十几万网友就眼睁睁看着因为白诃太显眼,那个肩上停着鸟的帅哥转头看了过来,直视镜头。

So the hundred thousand viewers watched as the handsome lad with a bird on his shoulder turned around to look at Bai He who was too obvious about it.

“是帅的是帅的!!”

“He’s handsome, he’s handsome!!”

“这样看更帅了,主播快去搭讪!”

“He’s even more handsome, anchor hurry go and flirt!”

“说搭讪的够了……”

“The one that says flirt, enough…”

眼看弹幕密密麻麻,白诃对那人一笑,“你好,”他走了过去,“我正在直播,可以拍拍你的鸟和狗吗?”

Seeing the numerous comments shooting up on the screen, Bai He smiled at that person. “Hello-” He walked over there, “-I am currently doing a live broadcast, can I shoot your bird and dog?”

直播久了,白诃的脸皮也厚了,要不怎么能每天在外面尴尬play。

After doing live broadcasting for so long, Bai He’s face had also thickened up, otherwise, how was he going to do all these embarrassing plays outside?

段佳泽很好说话地点了点头,“可以,你在直播呀?”

Duan Jiaze who was very easy going about it and nodded. “It’s fine, are you doing live broadcasting?”

白诃把镜头一调整,给他看了看屏幕。

Bai He adjusted the camera lens and let him see the screen.

段佳泽看了一眼,“哇,人气真高。”他看到弹幕有夸自己帅的,还笑了笑,打了声招呼,“谢谢,你们好。”

Duan Jiaze took a look. “Woah, very high popularity-” When he saw those comments complimenting him for being handsome, he smiled and greeted, “-thank you, hello everyone.”

“你也是这里的饲养员吗?”白诃问他。

“Are you a zookeeper here?” Bai He asked him.

段佳泽犹豫了一下,“不算,不过我是这里的园长。”

Duan Jiaze hesitated for a moment. “Not really, however, I am the Yuan Zhang here.”

白诃没想到自己搭讪的居然是园长,对镜头一笑,“我们遇到了园长,哈哈哈,园长你好年轻啊。”

Bai He didn’t expect the person he struck up a conversation to be a director, so he smiled at the lens, “We’ve met the Yuan Zhang, hahaha, Yuan Zhang, you are very young.”

不过他一想,不年轻也不会凑青白黄蟒蛇,还玩白狐大仙的营销了,这明显是年轻人才想得到的。

However, now that he thought about it, if he wasn’t young, he would think of putting the green, white, and yellow pythons together, and even thought of playing with the Great White Fox Immortal’s marketing scheme. This was obviously what a youngster would be able to come up with.

段佳泽笑了笑,“还好吧。”

Duan Jiaze smiled. “Still alright.”

段佳泽看白诃直播间人气那么高,就想顺便打个广告,所以白诃提出拍他的鸟和狗时,他也很配合,把陆压从肩上抱下来,拉开翅膀展示给他们看:“这鸟特别凶猛,看这个体型。这是我在野外救的,但是一直没搞清学名是什么,专家都不知道,可能很珍贵。”

Seeing how Bai He’s live broadcast had such high popularity, Duan Jiaze wanted to conveniently make an advertisement, so when Bai He suggested shooting his bird and dog, Duan Jiaze was very cooperative. He carried Luya down from his shoulder and pulled open his wings to show them, “This bird is especially aggressive. Look at this build, I saved it in the wild but had never managed to find out what’s its scientific name is. Even the experts don’t know about it, it might be very rare.”

被迫张开双翅的陆压:“……”

Luya who was forced to open both of his wings, “…”

弹幕都笑翻了,网友全都在说“这鸟的眼神亮了”“鸟想打人了哈哈哈哈”“一边说特别凶猛一边玩儿人家,园长不怕被啄啊”“园长有种迷之霸气感”之类的。

The screen was laughing, and the netizens were all saying, “This bird’s eyes flashed”, “The bird wants to beat someone up, hahahaha”, “Yuan Zhang isn’t afraid of getting pecked ah, saying it is especially aggressive while playing with it”, “Yuan Zhang has a certain overbearing aura”, and so on.

今天两只羊驼会被运过来,陆压还没见过羊驼呢,非要看,还不肯等到晚上,段佳泽一看也没什么人参观陆压,就把他抱出来了。

Today, two alpacas would be sent here and Luya had never seen an alpaca before. He wanted to see it and refuse to wait until it was night. Seeing that not many people were visiting Luya, so Duan Jiaze carried him out.

陆压也是万万没想到,段佳泽为了做广告,就这么不怕死地给网友展示起了自己。

Luya never expected that in order to publicize themselves, Duan Jiaze fearlessly exhibited himself to the netizens.

段佳泽不怕死地捧着陆压的身体摇了两下,对着镜头笑说:“欢迎大家到我们东海市来玩,如果来了一定要到灵囿动物园参观哦,我家萌萌哒鸟鸟在等你。”

Duan Jiaze fearlessly lifted Luya and shook twice before facing the camera: “Welcome everyone to come to East Sea City to play, if you come, remember to visit Lingyou Zoo, okay, our family’s adorable birdy is waiting for you.”

陆压:“……”

Luya: “…”

弹幕都乐了:

The screen bullet were all amused:

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈大鸟死亡凝视。”

“Hahahahahaha, the death glare of a big bird.”

“哪里萌了这鸟好像要s-a人了哈哈哈哈哈!”

“How is this cute? The bird looked like it wanted to kill someone, hahahaha!”

“园长对自己养的鸟是不是有什么误解?”

“Did Yuan Zhang had some misunderstanding about the bird he keeps?”

“快醒醒啊园长!只有你眼里的它是萌萌哒!”

“Hurry wake up Yuan Zhang! Only in your eyes that it’s cute!”

“这叫凶相,园长你才是萌萌哒……”

“This is called fierce, Yuan Zhang you are the cute one…”

道君怎能忍受被如此破坏形象,愤而用翅膀一糊段佳泽的脸,然后很不配合地飞走了。

How could Daojun endure having his image damaged? He angrily messed up Duan Jiaze’s face with his wing and uncooperatively flew away.

段佳泽若无其事地擦了擦脸,把狗又抱了起来,玩笑道:“我们的看门狗,超凶。”

Duan Jiaze nonchalantly rubbed his face, carried the dog and joked, “Take a look at our watchdog, it’s super fierce.

白诃哈哈大笑,“真的超凶。”这个园长很有意思,他一来互动,直播间的人数又涨了。

Bai He laughed heartily, “It’s really fierce.” This Director is very interesting, the moment he made interactions, the number of viewers in his live broadcast rose again.

不过很可惜,段佳泽很快就接到了一个电话,是羊驼到了,他赶紧和白诃以及网友们道别,也没忘了播报这是引进的羊驼到了,再次打广告有东海人或者要来东海的游客记得一定要来灵囿。

However, it was a pity that Duan Jiaze soon received a phone call about the arrival of the alpacas. He hurriedly bid goodbye to Bai He and the netizens but not forgetting to advertise that these newly bought alpacas were here and that the East Sea’s citizens or tourists must remember to come and visit Lingyou.

白诃和段佳泽挥手作别,因为接下来还有在网上有点小名气的白狐大仙要直播,所以直播间涨的人数也没落下来。

Bai He and Duan Jiaze then waved at each other as a farewell. As there was still the Great Immortal White Fox with relative fame in the net to be live broadcasted, the number of viewers didn’t drop.

白诃走进展馆,就发现这里气氛很舒缓,比较安静,大家连说话都轻声慢语的,不像动物园,反倒好像在博物馆一样。

When Bai He walked into the Exhibition Area, he noticed that the atmosphere was very soothing and comparatively peaceful. Everyone spoke softly and slowly, which was unlike a zoo, but more of a museum.

而那只北极狐呢,好像也的确比别的北极狐可爱,尤其在对面一只赤狐的衬托之下,显得更仙气了。

And that Arctic Fox really did seem to be more lovely than other Arctic Foxes, especially when compared to that red fox opposite it, making it looked even more fairyism.

白诃是不太信这些的,但是为了好玩,他也冲着玻璃墙后的白狐躬身拜了拜,“大仙大仙保佑我啊,有什么好事尽管招呼上来吧,最好让我变拆迁户。我太倒霉了,昨儿才摔坏了一个手机。要是成了,我捐钱承包大仙三年的可爱多。”

Bai He didn’t really believe in all these, but for the sake of fun, he also worshiped and bowed at the Arctic Fox behind the glass wall. “Great Immortal, Great Immortal bless me, if there is anything good, greet me with it and let me relocated my household. I am too unlucky and just broke my phone yesterday. If this comes true, I will donate money and buy three years worth of Cornetto for Great Immortal.”

弹幕里也有很多远距离拜白狐大仙的,还刷礼物。

In the bullet screen, there were also many viewers worshipping the Great Immortal White Fox remotely and even gifting presents.

不过要白诃看来,应该大部分都是好玩而已吧,他觉得那些说真的转运了的,就是巧合而已。而且这都是小概率事件,反正他也转过一些什么转运微博,可就从来没奏效过。

However, in Bai He’s opinion, most of them were just doing it for fun. He thought that those who said their luck had changed were just mere coincidence, and it was all small probability events. Anyway, he also forwarded some Weibo messages before but it had never worked.

刚才那么说,也就顺嘴一跑火车,娱乐网友罢了。

What he said just now was just running off his mouth to entertain his viewers.

在这展馆呢,就是看看北极狐,虽然的确很可爱,但是这里时间流淌得好像都太慢了,而且他直播总需要说话,不知不觉就跟其他人一样悄声说话,搞得弹幕全是一片:

In this Exhibition Area, it was to see the Arctic Fox, while it was indeed lovely, but time seemed to be passing really slowly here. Moreover, he had to talk during his live broadcast and he was unconsciously whispering like the rest, causing the bullet screen to:

“突然间asmr了……”

“All of a sudden it becomes ASMR…”

“我也以为我在听asmr 23333”

“I thought I was listening to ASMR 23333.”

“睡着了睡着了~”

“Falling asleep, falling asleep~”

“莫名其妙大家都开始小声说话,大仙威武。”

“Everyone’s starting to talk softly somehow, Great Immortal is mighty.”

于是白诃转了一会儿后,决定还是去别的展馆,看点刺激一些的。

Hence after Bai He had walked around for a while, he still decided to go to another Exhibition Area and see something more exciting.

白诃刚踏出展馆呢,就接到了他母亲的电话。

As soon as Bai He stepped out of the Exhibition Area, he received a call from his mother.

“喂?小诃,刚刚接到社区的电话,咱们那老房子本来不是说不动吗?突然又说还是会拆迁了,按人头补偿,一人八十多万……”

“Hello? Xiao He, I just got a call from the community, didn’t they say our house wouldn’t be moved? They suddenly said that our house would still be demolished and will compensate according to the number of people, each person will get more than 800,000 yuan…… “

Chapter 37

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3 thoughts on “TYIOAZ – 38

  1. DJZ: Cute birdy and fierce dog! :3
    Stream watchers: Shouldn’t it be the other way round? ….

    Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)
    Sadly I just saw it now :’D

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